Contentment

In half an hour it’s Yom Kippur and I have to start being all solemn and repentant, however, I am not in a solemn mood. Right now I am happy and very much content with life, Rosh Hashana (Jewish new year), the ten days of repentance and Yom Kippur have brought an old chapter of my life to a close and begun a new one, it may all be coincidence, but it’s certainly very good timing if it is.

On new year I slept with a wonderful chap, who finally closed the book on my trust issues with men, during this week and a bit I’ve had a bit of trouble, but I’m coming into Yom Kippur happy with my lot and ready to continue the year on this vein, I’m starting my new job the day after Yom Kippur too, which fits in very nicely.

I know I have sinned in the past year, I know I have made mistakes, I know I have hurt people, and for this I apologise. I regret the wrongs I have done, the lies I have told and I hope I do better this coming year, which is all G-d can ask of me. To err is human to forgive is divine. I do not count on His forgiveness, I only acknowledge my imperfection and just hope it ends up right in the end.

I hope the past ten days have set the tone for the year, dramatic and unexpected they may have been, that’s my life for you, the veritable soap opera, but I have come out of it happier than I have been and better off, which I think is the important thing.

The female of the species

An interesting article that has also been open in a tab on my browser for weeks is worth reading here. And proves what we’ve all known for years, but it’s nice to see science backing it up.

Men go daft when it comes to pretty women. I wouldn’t call myself pretty but I know from personal experience the sight of “the girls” in a corset has and will render men speechless, having to mutely flap their arm in the direction of their mates hoping the flailing limb will gain contact and get their attention to see this wondrous sight.

Whereas I have never been struck dumb by an man’s appearance, even when I find him so dammed sexy, I would happily mount him there and then. My mouth continues on auto pilot while my brain conjures images of me doing just such a thing, what can I say, women are better at multi-tasking than men.

My favourite part is the term ‘reproductively focused’, a jewel of a phrase that I intend to use as often as possible in everyday conversation.

Let me see you shake a tail feather.

If you’ve seen the Blues Brothers*you should recognise this “quote”, it’s been on a tab in my browser for weeks waiting me for get round to posting it. Whoever did this caption is a genius and I salute you. I also thought it was a nice note to start my new blog on.

*You better have done or I’m bringing it round to your house and forcing you to watch it a la “A Clockwork Orange”.

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